(Grandmother & Daddy both ask Patrick to do something....)
P: Can you just stop? I can't do two things at once!
Me: What? (in sarcastic confusion) You expect me to do three things at once!
P: Yeah, but you're a MOM.
(The boys overhear me talking to Aunt Vicki about cousin Joey having an ice accident & totalling his truck, then 5 days later getting hit by a deer & ruining Aunt Vicki's driver side door....)
P: Is Aunt Vicki's car okay?
Me: I think so.
P: Is the deer okay?
Me: I don't know -- I haven't heard anything about that.
(30 seconds elapses)
K (!!): Is Joey hurt?
Me: I don't think so or I would have heard about that.
K: Well, that's good because you know, that's all that's important. (And again - YES, it was Kevin who had this insight!!)
(Aunt Vicki's take on this conversation? Patrick didn't ask because he figured Uncle Joe had killed Joey!)
(While being forced to clean up after themselves this morning in the basement....)
K: BEFORE RYAN CAME ALONG WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF THESE MESSES!!!!!!!
Me: >>hysterical laughter<<
Today was a snow day so the kids were all outside & then came in to play & have hot chocolate.
Neighbor: Can we go into the basement?
P: Sure! It's clean!
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