EIGHT YEAR OLD FUNNIES - K Version

I had just cleaned my rings & Kevin was looking at them....

K: Wow - your rings are sparkly, Mom!
M: Yes, they're finally clean now, aren't they?
K: How come you have so many diamonds?
M: 'Cause your Dad loves me.
K: Are they real diamonds?
M: Yes, they're real diamonds.
K: But are they just real to you, or are they real diamonds??




Kevin is wearing his t-shirt today that says "PARENTS FOR SALE - BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE". So I asked him how much he'd sell one of us for...

K: One thousand.
M: I think you'd need to go a little higher.
K: 22,000??