IF I WERE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
by "Mouth" -- November 2008
If I were president of the united states
I'd cancel playing with my baby brother,
computer hogs,
big fat liars and, also
no baby games at all in the whole world.
If I were president of the united states
There'd be robots to do our chores for us,
1,000 dollars for my allowance, and
free wii's for every kid in the whole world.
If I were president of the united states
You wouldn't have chores,
You wouldn't have [twin brother]
You wouldn't have a bedtime,
or clean rooms,
You wouldn't have clean.
If I were president of the united states
a day with computer games,
would be everyday of the year.
All day and night.
And a person who sometimes forgot to go to the bathroom,
and forgot to change underwear,
would still be allowed to be
The President of The United States.
5 comments:
Hilarious! Esp. the part about forgetting to change your underwear...LOL WTF?
That is pretty funny, I was picturing him reading it outloud while I read...It is so Kev!
OMGsh that is so funny!!! What kind of Mom are you that makes him change his underwear anyway?
That is so well written. He really has a gift.
Casey
Hilarious! Oh Michelle..you have a future poet laureate on your hands! or a political speech writer.
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