Monday, April 21, 2008

CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!!!

M: Okay, you have 10 minutes to get moving! Get your karate gear on!

K: I'm not going!

M: I'm not doing this with you every single Monday. Get moving. (And yes, we DO go through this @*()#$*()#@ EVERY SINGLE FRICKIN' MONDAY!!!!!)

K: I'm not going!

M: Get your homework up & put away!

K: I did it already!

M: Really? (Staring pointedly at the homework & folder on the kitchen island.)

K: (Comes over & picks it up.)

M: What would you like to say to your mother???

K: WHY DID YOU GET THAT OUT OF MY BACKPACK????!!!!!!!???????


(Shoot me now!)

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