The other day I was talking with a neighbor friend, and I mentioned to her that my kids said they'd want her to be their first emergency contact from the school if I couldn't be reached, so we started talking about being moms of (all) boys. She said that she thinks boys just have a way of telling other boy moms -- that we must smell funny, or something.
I'm now starting to think that there is a reason why everyone always used to give me Bath & Body Works stuff for holidays. Hmmmm.....
Where in the nursery rhyme does it actually say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg???
Hmmmmm......
If I stood on top of a Verizon tower, do you think that THEN I could get a signal???
Hmmmmm..........
Does Fisher Price know that I've had another kid? I mean, I know all the Rescue Heroes names, movies, can sing the song, saved all the figures, vehicles & space consuming "things", and now they have come out with "PLANET HEROES". Shoot me now. So is this a conspiracy to keep me from recycling toys???
Hmmmmmmm.......
So if you think that you're talking to an angel, why would you continue to doubt the existence of God? And does no one ever worry about the fact that "Grace" shows up to work hung over half the time?
Hmmmmm.......
1 comment:
ROFLOL!
I haven't seen talking to an angel in a very long time but Grace really does look like she is hung over half the time!
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