MOMMY STORAGE

Part of pregnancy is an increase in boob size. We're all aware of that, and science would purport it to be for the increase in mammary glands to produce milk, etc...

I, however, feel it is Mother Nature's way of providing ALL mothers with extra storage. That way, you can purchase a larger bra, with sturdier straps, and start "tucking" stuff into said straps.

I often look like I have four nipples, because if I'm wearing an outfit without pockets, I just tuck the spare plugs (pacifiers) into my bra straps. The other night I came home, took off my clothes to get into my jammies, and the following fell out:

1 plug

1 wadded-up baby hand wipe

3 Cheerios

I've found it's safer not to question how, or from where, these items came to rest within my bra.

The upper arm strength you gain as a new mommy is NOT from hauling around that baby carrier seat -- it's from the extra crap you're carrying on your person!