SNOB-IN-TRAINING

Apparently I have a snob-in-training... Sigh....

P: Mom, is this "Gap"?
Me: I'm not sure. (Shirt was from the twin club sale or consignment shop - bought it for the design on the front LOL!)
P: I thought it said "Gap". If it is, I'll definitely wear it.

(What? Where the h#ll did THIS kid come from????)


P: How come we can't have Starbucks?
M: Because caffeine isn't good for you.
P: But I loooooooooove Starbucks!

(Their father says that one is MY fault. Guilty as charged!)